Tuesday, December 12, 2006

When Peeps Attack

They were tired of being food.
They decided to take over the world,
As they intended all those years ago when they came to earth.
The streets were filled with Peeps.
Small alien warships flew through the skies.
And the Twinkies alliance joined in.
No matter what the humans did they could not destroy the Peeps and Twinkies
And then when all hope was lost.
A bell was heard.
Class was over for the Kindergartner's.
The Peeps and Twinkies were no match for their appetites.
The rebellion ended and the earth was saved from evil junk food once more.

Hay there, my Blog reading friends. how are you guys doing. Well here my is my signature poem "WHEN PEEP'S ATTACK."
One of the little fellas is sporting one his of species mighty weaponry, the name of which is "THE BONE CRUSHER 5000-X."
gas driven by the way.

I Hope you guys like the poem and drawing, have nice day.

Your robotic friend, tacbot89.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Hey there guy's!. If you need to know, I haven't been kidnapped, I didn't feel like posting anything up until now. Say hello to my Friend...BERT!!. Poor Bert, he was forced to live in the basement by his mean bastard of granpappy!. After a long five of years sufferin, five years of no sunshine, of watching his poor mama get a beaten. So he finally broke out of the basement and bashed the scumbags head in with a axe, then calls the police to pick up his dear little mother (and I say little because she gave birthe to him at the age of 12). He ran away before the police arrived to take her to a safer place. Bert is not really normal, he actually a paranormal being that is born from acts of depravity. Such as murder, rape, molestations, and many other hideous things people seem to like do to others. They are an idea that was made for a webcomic I'm working on that will be called "The a Nihilist Gang." The working name for these guys is "The Hate Breed or D.eC.raO.V.as". The second name is a anagram for "Daemon Childe Of Vengence."

Well I hope you guys like this drawing
and the future comic.

You robotic friend, tacbot89.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

YAAAAY 3 days until HALLOWEEN.
just thought I should mention that in three days it well be HALLOWEEN, YAAAAY.
on that note, I drew this for a black halloween T-shirt you guys buy one at my cafepress store,

hope you guys like it.

you robotic friend, tacbot89.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Hello there, my dear blog reading friends. I aplogize for the lack of drawings today, but I didn't have any drawings that I felt like posting and writing a description about. but I thought should tell you guys that I am going to the Las Vegas Ren Faire tomorrow.

I hope you guys have a good evening.

your robotic friend, tacbot89.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Sorry That Is The Last Head
By Tommy Coe

I work at the only robotics parts store in town.
Gears that whirl,
Lights that blink,
Bullet proof armor for battle bots,
Fast legs and tough wheels for racing robots,
And many, many heads.
But today is the busiest of all days,
For some strange reason all the robots need new skulls,
And as always there is that one head that gathers dust
Five minutes before closing, there is that one poor soul .
Who has to settle for the last head, no matter what it is.
Once a kid’s entertainment robot came in
And had to buy the most hideous clown head ever built.
And on this occasion the toughest warriorbot in town
Had to buy a fuzzy pink happy jelly bean robot bunny head.
The most annoying line of robot s ever built.
And do you know what,
The poor guy had to pay three hundred creds
For that privledge.
Doesn’t he realize we restock tomorrow
I just thought it was strange!!!

Just as in the last post, a drawing and a poem, both are going to be my chat-book

Hope you like them.

your robotic friend, tacbot89

Monday, September 25, 2006

Don’t! open the window!
A poem by Tommy Coe

And here I thought this was going to be a pleasant day.
Today was supposed to be my birthday, ya known a nice quiet dinner with friends and family, go to see a movie, have a cake with some candles on it, get some good gifts. You know great day.
And so why was it so bad!!? First we went to our favorite restaurant and it was closed, but that wasn’t what ruined the day. Then we go to the movie theater and no, they weren’t sold out. No one was there. So, finally we decided to pick up cake and just celebrate at home. Yes I’m getting to the point!!. We get to the cake store and guess what? There were people, but, they were all dead! All the cakes were ruined!
Oh yeah, did I mention that all the dead people were ZOMBIES!! We ran home!! Bad mistake. The whole house was wrecked! And poor Scruffy was killed. Scruffy was a good little dog. Too bad we didn’t have time to bury the little guy. We left town, drove for miles. Then we get run off the road by one of those giant Hummers.! We flailed through the woods. And now we are locked up in this little farm house, in the middle of the woods surrounded by ZOMBIES!! Things can’t get any worse Okay, but, you should never say that.
“Hey, I am going to open a window.”
“Bill, don’t open the window!!.”

Good evening bloggers, I hope you guys like the drawing and poem, the drawing is for the poem and both of them are going to be in a Chat-Book, YAAAAA!!!...Sorry.
The Chat-Book title will be "READING THE MIND OF A MONSTER", catchey title huh.
I'll make sure to post the cover next time

Hope you like it.

Your robotic friend, tacbot89

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Hello there my blog reading friends,
how are you on this fine evening.
This drawing presented for your approal to night, is in fact a self-portrait in my robot form. It not colored in yet, I'll make sure to post the finish drawing later on in the futuer.

well hope you like it, your robotic friend tacbot89

Good night everyone....YAAAAAAA....sorry

Saturday, September 09, 2006

YEAAAAAAAAA!!!. This isssss my new T-shirt, I'M AN UGLY MONSTER, for those days when you don't feel quite cuddlely or have anybody to F@#$ with you... YEAAAAAAA.

I sketched it with pencil, did the outlines with my
red "Sharpie Pen." than I scaned it in to the computer. I scaned it on bitmap and thought it looked cool, so I printed it out and colored it in with pencils, then imported it to "PrintMaster" and found a font I liked and there you go.

I'll be posting it on my cafepress acount, which is www.cafepress.com/tacbot.

Hope you like it.

Your robotic friend, tacbot 89

Thursday, September 07, 2006

tacbot 89 here. Sorry, no drawing today my dear friends.
Today, I thought I would try something different .

Soooo, now for your enjoyment UNICORN QUESTIONS. There are no punchlines to these questions,

1. What would happen if someone ate a unicorn steak?

2. What would happen if a vampire bit a unicorn?

3. What wold happen if you stab a guy with a unicorn horn dagger?

4. What would glue made out of unicorns be like?

5. Who would win in a fight, a unicorn or a dragon?

Well, that's all I have for now, I hope you guys enjoy contemplating these questions that have kept my awake for many a night. . .
Sooooo Haaavvve Fuuunnn.

your robotic friend, tacbot 89

Friday, August 11, 2006

Celebrate Your Love of ZOMBIES.
this is a new T-Shirt design, I think it came about from to many hours of playing "Resident Evil 4" and watching George A. Romero Zombies movies, particularly "LAND OF THE DEAD."
I'll be posting it on my "cafepress.com" account. I made it with my "sharpie Magnum permanent marker"

I hope you like it, your robotic friend, tacbot89.

Friday, July 28, 2006

raaay for Gothickitty!!.

I'm baaaaack. I'm awfully sorry for being away for sooooo long, but the evil cyborg elves with chicken legs stole the computer, but luckily with alot help from "GothicKitty" and "Zombie BOY" plus my Robot Dog Skill . . . Yessss I'm Robot Dog, sorry I didn't tell you all. Back to the drawing, I did the outline and colored her with a old gray marker, the eyes and tummy with a "Sharpy Pen" and her mouth with a ballpoint. And guess what she wants to be your somber friend.

Hope you like it.

your robotic friend tacbot89.

raaay for Gothickitty!!.

I'm baaaaack. I'm awfully sorry for being away for sooooo long, but the evil cyborg elves with chicken legs stole the computer, but luckily with allot help from "GothicKitty" and "Zombie BOY" plus my Robot Dog Skill . . . Yessss I'm Robot Dog, sorry I didn't tell you all.
Back to the drawing, I did the outline and colored her with a old gray marker, the eyes and tummy with a "Sharpy Pen" and her mouth with a ballpoint.
And guess what she wants to be your somber friend.

Hope you like it.

Your Robotic friend tacbot89.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Say Hello to
Mawgtu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The squid dino demon thingy. I did him with my "Sharpie Magnom Permanent Marker" for the outlines, the skin is soft pumpkin, the spots were done
with an old gray art kit marker,
The teeth are forest green, the eyes are done with a ball point pen and a "a blue pilot pen". And, Oh, did I mention he's looking for female companionship.
He enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry and snuggling by the fire. He's a really good at snuggling.

Hope you enjoy him, especially the ladies "wink-wink".

your robotic friend tacbot89

Thursday, June 08, 2006

In the future they have caged gladiator style battles with Zombies. In the aftermath of the 500 year long Zombie plague Humanity has finally rounded up most of the Zombies in the cittes and used them in basic manual labor and entertainment. In Zombie Melee they equip them with weapons, like this one has a "gel shocker revolver" a gun that shoots sticky bullets that sticks to its target and shocks it in to submission. When ever a zombie loses a part, they shove a prosthetic limb in the stump, for some reason the zombie tissue attaches it self almost automaticaly with little or no surgery, and the masks keeps the zombie from biting people.

Hope you like it. Your robotic friend, tacbot89

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

In stores everywhere, June.6. 2006, "Lttle Omeny" from "Nicademus Toy's Inc." the creators of "Hell-o Demon".

With every "Little Omeny" purchaase receive a Free ticket to the great family movie "The Omen".

Be sure to pick up yours today quanities are limited.

your robotic friend tacbot89

Saturday, May 13, 2006

From the darkest corners of the Rosevile Insane Asylum appears the asylum's most dark disturding & dangerous spirit "Daniel". He was sent there after he killed his father for hurting his mother, he was 7 years old, that was 1972. Ten yeans later there was a riot , he was shot in head for trying to escape as the building caught fire. The asylum was closed down not to long after that incident. Now he haunts the halls of the asylum. So, if you ever visit rosevile insane asylum remember be on your best behavior or answer to him and if you were wondering about the gray part on his skin that where they injected poison into him.

your robotic friend tacbot89.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

What the hell is that thing!!!. Oh, hello there, I am just your average nightmare come true!!

I drew him with my red double pointed art pen. And some earth colored "Sharpy" pens. I put in the 2 pentagrams with a ball point pen.

your robotic friend tacbot89

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Just a little demon I doodled with some new "Sharpy Markers", I got from the store and it looks eerily similar to a certain kitty. I might make it a t-shirt. So, look for it so at "www.cafepress./tacbot

Hope you like it,
Your robotic friend tacbot89

Friday, April 28, 2006

The coocoo bird from hell!!. He was done with
red, green, gold, & silver metalic pencils and blue, green, & yellow colored pencils. don't ask this demon bird to sing, it might destroy your soul.

your robotic friend tacbot89.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

This is just a little robot I doodled on Saterday at about
I drew it with red & blue artist pen and some details with a ballpoint pen.

So I hope you like it.

Your robotic friend tacbot89

Friday, March 24, 2006

This little guy is idea i had after hearing
"Vicinity of Obscenity" by
"SYSTEM OF A DOWN", when one of the singers sang in a falsetto voice. Then I thought of the image of a little critter singing for "SYSTEM OF A DOWN". He has a small cap, two piercing in one ear, two tattoos, an eyeball elbowpad on one arm, a pair of jeans with flames on the left leg and a hole with safety pins on the other. He has a microphone in hand, gun in his pocket and heart full dreams.
(that was cheesey sorry!)

Sunday, February 05, 2006

This guy has been a zombie for a while, his body decaying, his clothes are tattered and torn and filthy, his hair is grimey and raggedy.In has hand is the weapon of his livelyhood, a bloody axe and in other the hand a bloody arm which he chowing down on and it has an arrow in its head.
The last person it met was wasn't a good shot. Hope you're a better shot.
Your friend, Tacbot 89