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. . . . . . . . . . . . . So sorry about the 31337 everyone

When Peeps Attack Part 2
The peep revenge!!!

A poem by Tommy Coe

In a cave on the dark side of the moon,
Battle plans are hatching,
This time they will succeed ,
Revenge for those lost so needlessly.
It has been 2 long years since the Peeps and Twinkies,
the everlasting junk foods,
have been exiled into the depths of outer space..
We will take a cue from Wonder Bread and come back as “Healthy Snacks”,
vitamin enriched and whole grain.
We will launch a new advertising Campaign.
“New improved , Whole grain and Vitamin enriched Twinkies”.
“Peeps now a good for you snack with vitamins and calcium”
“New secret recipes made on Earth”
As we speak they are making their way into the many snack machines in the schools and work places of our planet.
The store shelves are once again bursting with the many versions of the evil incarnations of new Peeps and Twinkie's.
As many Parents and teenagers alike fall for the new and “improved” advertising campaigns the evil foe infiltrates homes and pantries all over the world.
The secret of the evil “Peeps and Twinkie incursion” has made it to the vast network of the Teenage chat rooms and blogs.
At first they rejoice at the return of there favorite “Junk Foods”,
However a few remember that fateful day so long ago.
How can they stop them this time!!?? And do we want to?
Those were the questions text messaged all over the world.

Halloween of the dead things or
Trick or treating is gonna suck

Alright, Halloween checklist for tonight, lets see…
1. A large stash of candy for the dirty costumed beasts running around outside…sixty to seventy oversized mixed
bags might be enough…I hope

2. Halloween Decorations, those new moving lights should distract them well.

3. My NEW and SHINY costume, Finally I got the real Biohazard suit at the surplus store, No more cellophane wrap and allergy filter masks for me…He-He…Check…
(Ed “PLEASE! Stop stroking that costume all ready.”)

4. Doors, make sure the dead bolts are good
(Ed “They better be, You made me get up a 5:30 to install them!”)

5. Secure windows with the decorative black and orange Halloween Shutters
(i.e. wooden planks panted black and orange)

6. Check the spooky mix tape to see if its as scary as that odd old guy said, the guy with a few missing teeth and the fake blood stains on his shirt and was that mayonnaise stains too…or could have been Vidalia dressing?…Anyway, lets have a listen… (…“DEAR GOD NOOOO” SLAM, CRACK, “PLEASE JUST LET US GO.”
“Sorry, love, can’t be doing that.” SUZZZZZ RIPPP )…just lovely! That’ll be sure to scare the piss out of them…

7. Check if 911still works…(beep! beep! beep!…“Hello this is 911, what is your emergency?”
“nothing yet, just checking to see if it is still working”)

8. are All back up generators ready and waiting…“buuuzzzzzz.”
Check.

9. Are the Riot-helmets, riot shields and batons all cleaned and polished to a shine, tasers and stun-guns charged and ready.
Check and check!

10. Maps and GPS with safe routes out of town and to a safer location in Canada…Ah sweet Canada with there free health plan, majestic rivers and magnificent beavers.

11. Check up on…

“HEY ED!”
“What is it now, you damn hypochondriac.”
“Have you checked up on Ben yet?”
“And why would I do that?”
“FOR one, you’re up stairs and you know I don’t like ever being that far off the ground, AND AS FOR two, remember Ben wasn’t feeling well when he came home last night.”
But why would you care at all
“…Oh yeah he said he was bitten by some screwed
up homeless guy last night on the way home from work.”
“So why don’t you go and check of on him, he could have rabies”
“All right all right I’ll go see if he’s ok.”
Everyday is the same with you, all ways do this
Knock, knock, knock.
“Hey man are you ok?”
“MMMUUU.”
Stump! Stump! Stamp.
“Any thing?”
“Eh, he’s just sleeping it off, I guess I’ll see ya later.”
“Hey Wait! Where are you going?”
“Oh I’m heading over to Jenny’s party, It supposed to be the best party in town, hell they even have carnival rides and live Metal bands!”
Err I always hated that trash music, nothing but unlistenable noise
And I never liked that Jenny women, with that hideous
laugh of hers…
“Wait! You’re leaving me with a diseased man?”
“You’ll be fine, he’ll stay in his room.”
“YEAH BUT WHAT IF…”
“NOT listening I’m going to the party, BYE!”
“BUT”
SLAM!
HE always leaves me with this kind of crap!
I Swear I’m gonna Kill him in his sleep…
Wait than I’ll have dead body in house and how could I kill him, He’s stronger then me…I wonder if they’ll play my favorite
episode of House M.D., I love that show…
“Hhhh”
“Ben?”
“Hhhhmm”
“Ben if that’s you please don’t come near me, you might have rabies.”
“MMMMRRAAAA!”
“HHLASCGk, let me go you sick bastard!”
Who in the hell is this guy, where is his shirt? Dear God He smells horrible.
Well, Since I don’t know you, I don’t care...SO HERE’S A PAIR OF SCISSORS IN YOUR EYE!
STAB! Spurt!
“MRAAA!!!!!”
End of part one

HERE'S A POEM . . . ITS DELICIOUS

I'd needed to post something, after oh about
. . .FIVE MONTHS!

Well that's a little to
long to go without posting anything.

So I decided to post one of many index card doodles I've made over the year with a
ballpoint pen and Pantone Tria markers™.
My favorite one is the table critter he's just so entertaining and he's kinda like a
Biomechanoid...more on that later
the guy who's walking with his hands is cool to.

Well thats all I have to say right now, so I'll see you all later YO !!!...I'm such a dork

Your robotic friend, Tacbot89.