Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Sorry That Is The Last Head
By Tommy Coe

I work at the only robotics parts store in town.
Gears that whirl,
Lights that blink,
Bullet proof armor for battle bots,
Fast legs and tough wheels for racing robots,
And many, many heads.
But today is the busiest of all days,
For some strange reason all the robots need new skulls,
And as always there is that one head that gathers dust
Five minutes before closing, there is that one poor soul .
Who has to settle for the last head, no matter what it is.
Once a kid’s entertainment robot came in
And had to buy the most hideous clown head ever built.
And on this occasion the toughest warriorbot in town
Had to buy a fuzzy pink happy jelly bean robot bunny head.
The most annoying line of robot s ever built.
And do you know what,
The poor guy had to pay three hundred creds
For that privledge.
Doesn’t he realize we restock tomorrow
I just thought it was strange!!!

Just as in the last post, a drawing and a poem, both are going to be my chat-book

Hope you like them.

your robotic friend, tacbot89

Monday, September 25, 2006

Don’t! open the window!
A poem by Tommy Coe

And here I thought this was going to be a pleasant day.
Today was supposed to be my birthday, ya known a nice quiet dinner with friends and family, go to see a movie, have a cake with some candles on it, get some good gifts. You know great day.
And so why was it so bad!!? First we went to our favorite restaurant and it was closed, but that wasn’t what ruined the day. Then we go to the movie theater and no, they weren’t sold out. No one was there. So, finally we decided to pick up cake and just celebrate at home. Yes I’m getting to the point!!. We get to the cake store and guess what? There were people, but, they were all dead! All the cakes were ruined!
Oh yeah, did I mention that all the dead people were ZOMBIES!! We ran home!! Bad mistake. The whole house was wrecked! And poor Scruffy was killed. Scruffy was a good little dog. Too bad we didn’t have time to bury the little guy. We left town, drove for miles. Then we get run off the road by one of those giant Hummers.! We flailed through the woods. And now we are locked up in this little farm house, in the middle of the woods surrounded by ZOMBIES!! Things can’t get any worse Okay, but, you should never say that.
“Hey, I am going to open a window.”
“Bill, don’t open the window!!.”

Good evening bloggers, I hope you guys like the drawing and poem, the drawing is for the poem and both of them are going to be in a Chat-Book, YAAAAA!!!...Sorry.
The Chat-Book title will be "READING THE MIND OF A MONSTER", catchey title huh.
I'll make sure to post the cover next time

Hope you like it.

Your robotic friend, tacbot89

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Hello there my blog reading friends,
how are you on this fine evening.
This drawing presented for your approal to night, is in fact a self-portrait in my robot form. It not colored in yet, I'll make sure to post the finish drawing later on in the futuer.

well hope you like it, your robotic friend tacbot89

Good night everyone....YAAAAAAA....sorry

Saturday, September 09, 2006

YEAAAAAAAAA!!!. This isssss my new T-shirt, I'M AN UGLY MONSTER, for those days when you don't feel quite cuddlely or have anybody to F@#$ with you... YEAAAAAAA.

I sketched it with pencil, did the outlines with my
red "Sharpie Pen." than I scaned it in to the computer. I scaned it on bitmap and thought it looked cool, so I printed it out and colored it in with pencils, then imported it to "PrintMaster" and found a font I liked and there you go.

I'll be posting it on my cafepress acount, which is www.cafepress.com/tacbot.

Hope you like it.

Your robotic friend, tacbot 89

Thursday, September 07, 2006

tacbot 89 here. Sorry, no drawing today my dear friends.
Today, I thought I would try something different .

Soooo, now for your enjoyment UNICORN QUESTIONS. There are no punchlines to these questions,

1. What would happen if someone ate a unicorn steak?

2. What would happen if a vampire bit a unicorn?

3. What wold happen if you stab a guy with a unicorn horn dagger?

4. What would glue made out of unicorns be like?

5. Who would win in a fight, a unicorn or a dragon?

Well, that's all I have for now, I hope you guys enjoy contemplating these questions that have kept my awake for many a night. . .
Sooooo Haaavvve Fuuunnn.

your robotic friend, tacbot 89